December 2011
How do I always end up at work on my days off?
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
You did NOT just ask me that. You totally just asked me that. That happened. That JUST happened. WHAT IS HAPPENING. Sorry guys, for freaking out in all caps.
I think my Lord of the Rings knowledge scares...
Dale just asked me when it was published and I knew the answer down to the day. July 21st 1954 to October of 1955. I also elaborated for like 10 minutes on the relationship between Tolkien and C.S. Lewis. I’m so inwardly proud of myself right now.
Shit guys
I am now completely addicted to learning all about the history of Middle Earth. I have found yet another way to effectively procrastinate.
mother-rucker:
bellatrixareforkids:
so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange
uh huh right right
ok
wait what the fuck is that in the corner
hOLY SHIT
o hmy god???
I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
It looks like they were gonna CGI in a house elf and they just forgot about it…
summonasong:
For Jessie: The Harry Potter Theme Song
I love you to the grave and back this season (see what I did there?). Seriously though, you’re incredible. I can play this on Euphonium. We should team up sometime okay? I love the hair comment though. Your hair is magnificent per usual.
Tonight was kind of perfect
Like, holy shit.
I’m slightly giddy.
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The inevitable 2011 post that we all knew was...
This was one of those years that is difficult to talk about, mainly because I have no idea if it was a good year or not. I guess, overall its been a good year. A lot happened. I learned a lot about myself. I made some incredibly amazing friends that I will never ever ever allow to walk out of my life for even a second. I lost some friends that I needed to lose.
I made a shit ton of what many...
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
comfyinnnautica:
*brb crying at the thought of having to go back to school in less than a week*
I want you to notice when I’m not around.
– (via pattylite)
I ate too much food and now I feel fat
First world problems.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)